Cannibalism with in religion?

My daughter came up to me this evening informing me she would be the bread bearer at school. Being I am not religious my wife had to explained it to me a little since well I haven’t been to church since I was Ami’s age.

After I was explained how the bread and wine is blessed by the pastor they are to consume these items as part of Jesus. Bread representing his body and the wine represents his blood.

I raised an eye brow, and asked; “So basically they eat Jesus?” I was smacked by my wife. Of course I was not going to ask this around Ami as I am sure it would just torment her. *shrugs* So anyway after being told I as cruel, I pointed out I am not the one whom is a part of a group whom eats food and drink claiming after it was blessed it is parts of another man?

I think next time I go to the grocery store I might ask the stock boys where they keep the loaves of Jesus? Come on… it’s funny!!

 

Anyway…

Somehow.. it slipped my mind today was super Tuesday, thus I didn’t well do my part. Shit!

So .. I first wake up to my dog waking me up from the thunderstorms. Because she is a chicken shit and now has to go pee. I had to crawl out of bed and make the bitch happy. I left her out, one drop and she is back in. Seriously… I could have hawked a lugi with more liquid then what came from her. I was pissed off.

Go back to bed.. phone goes off… TWICE time for wife and kid to get up. I go back to sleep.. Phone rings.. TWICE it is the power company with a message telling me I owe money. We just paid them!!! Vanessa calls and gets the oops we are sorry it was a mistake speak.. Grrr…

Finally I give up sleeping and try to get on the internet. Nope… sorry outage or some crap. FUCK!!!

Then I had to go to work…

Too many customer issues at one time… but I get them all taken care of cause well… I am the man.. we hit budget… cause I am the man..

What a day…