The End is Near!!

2008 Baby!! What a ride it has been!! I reflect on this past year and there are so many things I could think about sharing

The Good… The Bad.. and The Indifferent… I had various thoughts I thought about posting filled with rants, etc. Everything from George Bush to George Carlin, complain about some assholes and provide some accolades..

Let’s skip it all 2008 was what it was … I will sum up 2008 with one simple picture..

See you next year!!

NEW PC!

(Post started Yesterday @ 4:00 A.M.)

So… at Best Buy there was an HP Quad Core, 7 Gig Ram, 640 Drive running Vista for $699.99! The wife was pretty cool with letting me upgrade since I was having problems with the old computer.

I just picked it up last night so I haven’t had much time to mess with it yet. From what I have done with it thus far I have to admit I am very impressed!! I was originally going to get a MAC and I still might some day.. or just load crackintosh!

With the specs this machine has I will not need or want to upgrade this machine for a very long time!

I think this is the first “new” desktop I have ever purchased! The rest of them were either custom built or shelf / display units. Anymore I do not see the point in purchasing parts and building your own since you can usually spend the same or less for one from HP or your favorite brand.

That’s just me.. *shrugs*

This sucks!! I can’t sleep! I went to bed, and after four hours of sleep I got up, took a leak and then I couldn’t go back to sleep! You would think as much as I have worked lately that with my first day off I would be able to sleep comfortably…. but noooooooo!!!!!

(Post Continued Yesterday @ 12:11 PM)

I managed to finally get back to sleep. Naturally it took drugs to do it. I am unsure why I was not able to sleep. It was pretty weird, I wasn’t nor am I upset about anything. *shrugs* whatever.

I have continued to corrupt my new toy. I need to make restore disks before I get too carried away. I might see about picking up the upgrade for Vista Ultimate all though I don’t have any problems with the build which came with the machine. I am just not all the convinced Vista Home Premium is truly 64 bit.

I also picked up a copy of GTA4. I have yet played this game but I hear good things about it. Hopefully it will be good, I never was much into the whole San Andreas rage. I played it.. I have it.. I just never cared to finish it.. or do the missions.. *shrugs*

I can’t fucking believe how long it is taking to install this game!!!

I read this headline.. it made me laugh..

Rice: People will soon thank Bush for what he’s done Umm .. thank Bush for what? The whole no child left behind act put my kid in private school. The wife would be damned if the kid grew up with a bad education in a public school because little timmy is a retard and enjoys rolling up his turds into little balls instead of learning his ABC’s.

We are at war for what again?

Gas rose to what? Off shore.. what the fuck are you talking about?

I could go on.. but you get the idea.. please tell me what we have to thank President Mongo.. *cough* I mean Bush for…

Thanksgiving already passed.. and I don’t recall one of the things we were thankful for was our current president.. unless you count being thankful his term is near complete.

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice says “there is no greater honor than to serve this country,” I think the Bush administration confused serving Hamburgers with serving the country..

I’m just saying… she is just as dumb.. every time I see a picture of her smiling I just want to poop in her mouth..

Ok I am done.. with that topic anyway..

I think I am finished for now … more later..

“Seven Ways To Ruin Christmas”

I found this article on CNN . Seven ways to ruin Christmas I was a bit disappointed as I read the article. It was mainly people whining.. I was hoping for an article on HOW to ACTUALLY ruin Christmas!

BTW I don’t mind Christmas… but ..

I bring you nowayinhell.net’s 7 Ways to Ruin Christmas!!

1. Work in a retail store! You get yelled at for practically everything you do by customers. Everywhere you go someone is bitching! You can’t even take a piss with out someone complaining about something you don’t care about! SOLUTION: Tell them to go fuck themselves, pee on their feet! You may be fired, but at least the person would have wished they kept their mouth shut!

2. Shop at Wal-Mart! People try to run you over in the parking lot, cut in line at the check out, and every line is longer then the previous line! The cashiers are normally some seasonal reject they discovered at a halfway house! You will get ran over by some moronic employee moving pallets with no preservation of your safety. SOLUTION: Burn Wal-Mart to the ground.. lock up the rejects..

3. Order presents over the internet! You have a fifty/ fifty chance of them not getting to you on time! When you ask the seller if it would arrive in time for Christmas they refund your money instead of answering your email! SOLUTION: Instead of paying them money turn them in for fraud! Most of those fuckers are trying to screw you anyway! Then send them a Christmas card but make sure it arrives after Christmas!

4. Say Merry Christmas to everyone! Now days you must say Happy Holidays? Heaven forbid you offend someone whom does not celebrate Christmas! They might instead celebrate Hanukkah or Kwanzaa. You shouldn’t wear a santa hat or play Silent Night on the radio. SOLUTION: say Merry Christmas until you are blue in the face! Jam out to Silent Night and sing along to the lyrics with your last grasp of air! If they are offended then tell them to go shop at Wal-mart or yell at an employee taking a piss.

5. Stay off the roads! You think under normal conditions traffic is bad! Gas prices are at the lowest price in two years. This time of the year people are just nuts! There are no friends, no alliances, or looking out for one another. You are on your own! People will run you over, honk their horn at you just for being in a vehicle, cut you off just so they can be first to get pissed off because the line to leave the lot is not moving. SOLUTION: Get out of your car, lay on your back, make a snow angel while laughing insanely wishing everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS! (extending your middle finger is optional)

6. Go find a nintendo Wii! I do not understand what the craze is with these things! Sure they are fun and I have a blast playing with the one I own, but I do not understand the rage. SOULTION:If you really want to piss someone off put a nintendo wii in one of those toys for tots bins! You will piss off parents everywhere around you because they would do just about anything including dancing in the snow naked to get their hands on a wii console. You just gave it to some organization whom would full fill a kids Christmas wish whom probably doesn’t even own a television. A TV is an easy find..

7. Get yelled at because you are taking to long to do whatever it is your are doing out in public. This includes but not limited to writing a check at the check out line, asking for help to load an incredibly large TV into your not very large vehicle, or waiting in line to return something you received which absolutely sucks. SOLUTION: Walk up and randomly hug people, and in Klingon whisper god bless in their ear. Tell them how this time of the year fills you with so much joy and you would rather be no where else then where you are currently sharing the holidays with them!

And now some negativity.. perhaps..

So… I am not sure what brought it on.. but I found a blog of an old acquaintance.. a.k.a. ex friend… I am sure there are different mind sets as to why we are no longer friends and whether or not we will ever be friends again.

He did however end up dating one of my ex’s and ended up more fucked up then I did.. so I guess that is Karma for you.. or him.. *laughs*

In one of his blog entries he says: “For instance, I meet somebody over some mutual interest, we hit it off, become friends, and then something happens, to make interacting with that person less accessible.”

He follows with… “I find that even when I work to overcome these difficulties, friendships just don’t last if you don’t have that common ground that made you friends in the first place… and that is sad really, that there is no real certainty….”

I disagree.. (what a surprise) there is common ground with all people you know, especially friends. If you fuck them over or are a complete ass to them, typically friendships end.

I can think of a few instances where I stopped talking to people based on just the two examples I provided. His entry ended with “all you can do is hope that those common grounds come round again with the people you know”

Good luck with that…

I am unsure if you know this .. but these posts mirror two sites nowayinhell.net and wordpress.com. For whatever reason I receive responses on the wordpress site then I do on my other site. *shrugs*

Occasionally a reader will post something really stupid. For example I was recently accused of … what was it.. hate crimes.. *cough* excuse me? hate crimes! I was laughing.. All because someone disagreed with my perspective on people whom “collect friends” on social networks such as myspace.

I love the internet I can always count on a good laugh …

Blue tooth can be so much fun!

I found my blue tooth stereo receiver I picked up from the shack back in the day. I recently hooked it up to my stereo so I could try and play my itunes from my PC downstairs.

Well the PC is being a dumbass so I do not have the opportunity to get that working yet, but.. I did manage to get my cel phone to sync to the receiver and now I am able to stream Sirius to my home stereo through my cel phone.

Needless to say this is how I will be jamming out to my tunes when I replace the stereo in the truck..

Speaking of my truck.. it is so fucking cold here my water pump froze!! I cannot fucking believe it!! So I need to replace the water pump in the truck. To no surprise I have not been able to do that just yet due to time then anything … FUCK!

I hate winter!! Fuck winter!! I know we get it every year.. but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t still suck!!

If one more person comes up to me and complains about the snow, I will stuff a snow ball down the front of their pants!!! Then I will kick their ass!!

Yes and it is going to ice tomorrow!! People are going to be out whom do not know how to drive!! luckily I won’t have to worry about the trip to work in the ice since most of the assholes are still going to be asleep and I have to be at work at 6 am!! FUCK!

Hmm .. what else?

Vanessa is showing me Christmas wrapping paper she purchased. She is commenting on how it doesn’t look like an elf pucked all over it. Not sure what that means, but we still have Transformer wrapping paper from last year… when Transformers were all the rage…

Shoes a Flyin… and taking a wee… not wii

Angry reporter throws shoes at Bush lol … every time I watch that video I laugh… Bush is so worthless… I imagine the now barefoot shoe swinging reporter is now getting a new asshole implant for his troubles but it is still pretty fucking funny…

I love the holiday’s and every year I am reminded as to why.. whether it is an employee flipping out on me and trying to fight me in the middle of a customer filled store…

or getting yelled at by a customer for not having any wii’s in stock.. while I am taking a piss. That’s right kids, I was yelled at by a customer in the bathroom.. while going to the bathroom that we did not have any wii’s.

I thought to myself… well I am taking a wee.. but I know that is not what he had in mind…

On a different day a rather large customer yelled at me in the bathroom while once again using the bathroom. The rather large customer complained because we didn’t have any automatic scooters for him to use to haul his fat ass around the store.

I choose to retain my job and leave speechless… my first thought was; “exercise might do you some good.” followed by…

“If we had an electric scooter it would run out of batteries hauling your fat ass around the store thus forcing us to call AAA to come tow you away.”

and finally.. “Well if your arms work we have a wheel chair up front you can use.. pretend the wheels are doughnuts and you should be able to get around just fine..”

Like I said .. I chose to not say anything and I am currently still employed…

Happy Holidays!

Holiday Ramblings

From Sirius@sirius-radio.com
Date 12/12/2008, 03:39:53 AM
Subject Welcome to SIRIUS Satellite Radio

Dear Runny Diapers,

Thank you for registering for a free trial of SIRIUS Internet Radio….

I have registered with all kinds of names… Runny Diapers… Shitty Pants… Barf Mouth.. Crapped Pants.. etc… I wonder if Sirius actually tracks the names, etc. Fuck em… I’m still bitter about them losing my credit card…

16 Funny Senior Portraits And The Reasoning Behind Them This is pretty funny.. if I had senior pictures with some of my classmates I would have a ball making fun of them..

We finally have the house decorated for Christmas. Good thing too, Christmas is roughly two weeks away.. But the house is all nice and lit up. Plenty of Christmas lights for the cats to chew on, and plenty of ornaments on the tree for the cats to knock off the tree and chase around the house!!

Is everyone having a good holiday thus far?? That’s just freak in peachy!

Windows Serial Not Valid??

Since I have set up Vista Ultimate on my notebook I rarely use my Home Premium. So I dual booted into the 32 bit Windows today and it tells my key is invalid… WTF?

It is the version of Windows which came with the notebook? Same serial number too! I do not understand why in the blue hell it is now telling me after a year and a half that my windows is not genuine!

Now I must contact Toshiba? Sorry but has anyone ever called these people? I have better things to do then sit on hold hell waiting to get some ass clown on the phone, tell them about how my serial number shows it is not genuine and then probably tell me some stupid shit like I have to dig up a receipt to prove I purchased this computer, blah blah blah.

I would rather find a “validated” copy of Windows and install that! Why should I jump through hoops for something I purchased?

Chalk up one more reason for my next purchase to be a mac! *laughs*

President Bush Library… he can read??

Bush must navigate a treacherous post-presidency “He not only must oversee the construction of a presidential library and begin writing his memoirs”

A Bush presidential library? I understand this is some what of a tradition, but I would say don’t plan to make this facility too big their won’t be a lot of people visiting.

Here is another question I have, what kind of books are going to be in this library? If they are hand picked by him I for see this library filled with books like Clifford, Christmas Cookies, Mick Foley’s Christmas Chaos, Leo The Lop, The Mr. Men Series, and maybe some Harry Potter books for the advance readers.

In the magazine section perhaps choices like, National Geographic Kids, Sports Illustrated Kids, Boys’ Life, Boy’s Quest, Captain America, or Highlights for Children.

We wouldn’t want anything too complicated in this library. After all he isn’t that intelligent.

“You have to raise all this money for your library, you’ve got to build an organization, you have to write a huge memoir, your papers are in disarray, and you suddenly realize your mistakes because your pace slows down.” – CNN

Get the money from your oil buddies, not a lot of people will want to be a part of your organization. Your memoir “How I fucked up a nation” will be mainly pictures, crossword puzzles, and coloring pages.

As far as realizing his mistakes, that is something he is incapable of doing.

“The president has started interviews with high-profile journalists, by all accounts already trying to define his legacy.” – CNN

We are already a head of him on this one… we are trying to figure out how we can define a legacy with out being too depressed.

“Publishers, concerned the president’s slumping approval ratings could translate to less-than-stellar book” See above…

I think we should have Jeb and GW2 (The first GW already published a book) write a book. Title them the retard trilogy, and place them in the comedy section of the library. Just left of the trash cans and the bathroom… after all how many times do you need a good laugh while taking a shit… or run out of toilet paper.

Holy Crap! I retrieved my old ICQ password!

So years ago…. like late 90’s early 2000 I was like any other internet user and I had an ICQ account. My UIN is seven numbers if that gives you any idea how long I have had the account.

I happen to find an archived folder from god knows where and it had all my old information in it. With that, there was a copy of icq2000a. I installed to see how old it was and remember the good old days.. *laughs*

I checked out the new bloated version of ICQ and I choose to pass on that piece of shit. Besides, I will just add it to my pidgin account for my PC and IM+ on my phone.

Does anyone even use ICQ anymore? If there is ANYONE still using ICQ and you want to get a hold of me.. my info is here. (UIN: 7199355)

I am sure it’s probably not as hip now with facebook and myspace. I say fuck that… *laughs*